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Jacknut Headline Of The Week: “New rule at the pool: no holding your breath.” ~ From the Charleston (WV) Daily Mail, headlining a story on the ban of underwater children’s games.

 
 

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The Lowest Of Jacknuts

Curious just how thoughtless, selfish and uncaring people can be?
This video proves it: we’re over-run by jacknuts.

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Good riddance, Dick Cheney. You, sir, are a true jacknut.
For me, it’s less what he said and mostly that he ‘fessed up he didn’t need to watch his language any longer.
I wish he had been less thoughtful of what he said back in ‘02.

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Jacknut For Jesus

Jacknut Quote Of The Week: “I pleaded not guilty, but I might as well have pleaded guilty. They said they had the evidence and there was no other way out, so what am I supposed to do?” ~ The Reverend Calvin Perry, of Kenova, West Virginia, after the 75-year-old was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. [...]

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Michelle Malkin is a jacknut.
 
 

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(Spoken in the always-smart-sounding British accent.)
To my few British friends, most of whom mock — in a friendly way, of course — the Appalachian way of life: here’s to you.
It’s cheese, man. Brits chasing cheese…
 

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Jacknut Quote Of The Month: “All I can hope for as a parent is that WVU’s leaders will correct whatever problems that led to this situation so that no other student will have to go through this kind of ordeal in the future.” ~ West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin, in a prepared press release, on the [...]

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Like A Jacknut

Jacknut Quote Of The Week: “ I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal, just as I think a lot of marginalized people get a raw deal.”  ~ Madonna, when asked during a New York magazine interview if she sympathizes with Tom Cruise.
I’ll have to [...]

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Dear Hoppy:
(And I hope it’s OK to call you “Hoppy,” even though we’ve never met. As a daily listener to your show, it just feels like we’ve been friends forever.)
Stop the jacknuttiness!
You jump all over the Rich Rodriguez vs. WVU story like a jilted lover who’s angry his ex just became engaged. The passion with which you [...]

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I heard the click-click-click coming from the desk-top in my den. My wife and kids were out of the house for the evening, and the dog was asleep. Nobody should by typing on my computer. So I set down the empty glass tumbler and quietly tip-toed toward the den.
His back was toward me, but I noticed [...]

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I’ve Got Jacknuts In High Places

Jacknut Quote Of The Week:
“I don’t know if he’s such a great coach. Michigan may find out some things they don’t want to find out. He always ran (Steve) Slaton right into their defensive line. He’d run it eight times in a row and get a yard or so on most of the runs before [...]

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Kanawha County (WV) school board member Becky Jordan is tired of seeing the body parts of students as they roam the county schools, and wants to tighten up the existing code of conduct regarding school attire. Recently, in a story with the Charleston Gazette, she said:
“When we’re showing body parts, it’s inappropriate.”
Well, sure. That makes perfect sense. The problem is, the [...]

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